Callooh! Kallay! O Frabjous Day! Portmanteau words cower in fear for I have found your destroyer. It took a lot of number crunching and name calling but it all worked out. After running all of your submissions through my patented hatred distillery unit I have come up with the following results which I have broken into categories.
Offensive words come in all shapes and sizes so I have divided my results into 1, 2, or 3 syllable words. Why you ask? Well some words need a few extra letters to convey all that hate while most can get it done in four letters. So without further ado, I present to you the most offensive words ever written!
With three syllables we have: Cundygot!
(Offended yet?)
Slightly more concentrated at two syllables we have: Faggunt!
(Want to punch me yet?)
And last but certainly not least we have a bit of a tie. A three-way at that! I couldn't decide since all of these final words get so much across with so few letters. Our three finalists in the one syllable group are:
Gunt! Fyke! Spunt!
Well there you go ladies and gentlemen. The most offensive words I could come up with. Feel free to use them but exercise caution. Use them enough to make them stick in peoples' minds but don't overuse them. I really don't want to have to do this again next year people. Don't fuck this up you fucking gunts! (Oooooh that one's a keeper!)
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